This man that called last night was into licking his own cum, he does it every time he jerks off, it’s his favourite fetish. He asked if I’d ever given a guy a “snowball kiss”, I said no, none of my previous boyfriends were that into licking their own cum and he couldn’t believe it, he assumed most guys were. I said some, sure, but not most. He loves to lick his cum out of a woman’s pussy and lap it up with her on her back, her legs spread wide, his tongue all flat and just lap it out like ice cream.
He also has had a woman sit on his face and have it plop down his throat in salty gobs, smearing it all over his face as she rides his tongue and it slides down his throat. When masturbating, cumming in his own hand and slurping it down, or even getting up on his haunches and shooting it into his own mouth and swallowing every drop of it, right from the source. One caller used to tell ridiculous tales of putting his own cum in everything from ice cube trays to shooting on top of his popcorn, like melted butter. Doesn’t that sound just yummy?
Smearing it all over their bodies as they shoot when they masturbate, seems pretty messy if you ask me. Others want to taste their own cum, but they always chicken out at the last minute and don’t try it, you’d think it was battery acid. They want cum eating instructions, and you can convince some of them to go all the way, but most will continue to chicken out and not try it. What’s the worst that can happen, you need to brush your teeth afterwards? Silly guys, call up some of the ladies here and have us give you some cum eating instructions, we want you to swill it down!
